Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue
I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
#oh no #nope #nein #this was completely and utterly unnecessary #why is this #I mean #now of course I want all the rule 63ed Frollo #gaunt sharp-edged implacable Mistress of Justice #she wanted to be a martyr but Rome fell long ago—she wanted to be a mystic bride of christ but the visions never came #so instead she is this—Sophia and Justita; blind and never-stinting #her flesh mortified and her will righteous #but then #Esmerelda #dancing on the rue de la cite #the love is still terrible and twisted; the shame is still burning under Frollo’s skin however she tries to fisplace it #…but god do I want that story
It was just going to be a sketch and then my hand slipped
oh my actual god yes yes yes
It’s much more sinister and terrifying with the same female pronouns when you consider that lesbian and bisexual women have actually been burned to death by the church. It adds another chilling layer to this song.
I’m honestly quite proud of this status.
Holy moses, this blew up fast.
Me & My “Sweet Farm” , and the winning entries from this weeks edgetown competition.
3rd Place - CaptScribble’s Floating farm, & Alex_Macson’s Farm.
2nd Place - CLyane’s Cattle Rance (RIP Edgars) & azetidine’s Ranch house & Tree Farm.
1st Place - Ellifaey’s Watering Can, & ShadedRaven’s “The Rusty Cactus Farm & Grill”
Wow Wow Wow!
I enjoy creating “natural spaces” in Minecraft. This week’s was etched in to the side of an Amplified Birch Forest biome mountainside.
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
they were talking about his height
They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
This is unspeakably perfect.
I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold
"How can you know you’re asexual if you haven’t tried sex?"
How do you know you won’t like hugging a cactus if you haven’t tried it? Go on. Hug a cactus. Maybe you’ll like it. Go hug a fucking cactus.